*Be Sweet
*Be Curious
*Put ON cap
*Take OFF cape
*Cell Phone Off!!!
*No Heavy Lifting
*Listen, Talk, Laugh
*Yum, then Yum some more
*Slow Down! … Slower, Slower, Serious, Slow the “F” down Cupcake!
* Speaking of cupcakes … let’s go get some.
– Tom Grimes

ToadLogo_300px*Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
– Plato

The headquarters of the Worldwide Worthless Bastards is the Toad and Ostrich Pub off the 3rd floor of the tower at Wizard Academy. We sit on a 900-foot plateau overlooking Austin, Texas. Meetings are Friday afternoons 4-6PM.
The Toad is open during no other hours.